Where I went to college, it was considered fashionable to dress like an easter egg

and wear shorts covered with tiny logos.

So I made these:

There's no better feeling than wearing cut-off jeans shorts while simultaneously pay homage to one of the greatest NASCAR drivers of all time.

If you don't like anything else on this website, but want a pair of Intimidators, I will make you some.

Seriously.  Email me.

Special thanks to Pat Grayhack, Jort Model.